Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Maya Ange-who?

Okay, so Maya Angelou knows why the caged bird sings. It's a bird. It sings. Big fucking deal.

You may have Oprah all in a titter, Maya, but I'm not impressed. Why dontcha write me up something I can use? Something like I Know Next Week's Lotto Numbers, by Maya Angelou. Or I Know Why Your Car Smells Like Ass, by Maya Angelou.


Blogger Cubicle said...

" I Know Why Your Car Smells Like Ass"

yea i coud use that along with the other compainion books

" I Know Why your apartment Smells Like Ass"


" I Know Why You Smell Like Ass"

August 4, 2004 at 6:30 AM  
Blogger Bitter said...

Why are you all mad at Maya? She do something recently that I missed? Do tell.

August 16, 2004 at 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know why the kenneled dog barks.

Because it's a dog.

October 21, 2004 at 2:57 AM  

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